Zookrick the Scheduling Gnome is the best help we could find on short notice, and so he can't really be helped. And now that he's been hired, he's impossible to get rid of, thanks to the GnomishUnion.

If you have complaints about semi-monthly announcements on the list, or automatic updates to this site, they're probably his fault. However, DanielAllen will take responsibility, since he's the one who hired him.